(Can you speak Dutch?)
Well, we have been in the Netherlands for over 10 months now and maybe you are wondering how our Dutch is coming along. It is true that the Dutch people speak pretty solid English. However, the Netherlands is not an English-speaking country. The distinction is important.
With the weather warming, we have been spending a lot of time at neighborhood playgrounds. As Jude still needs pretty constant supervision while playing, I often find myself on the ground/in the sandpit/on the climbing gym with him and any given number of Dutch children. English is not taught until the end of elementary school so I find myself face to face with children who I cannot communicate with. I can understand their "nees" (no), "niets" (not), some numbers and some basic nouns that they use that sound a lot like English, but other than that, I am lost.
Which is to say, that my Dutch is not really coming along. To be fair, it is largely due to a lack of effort on my part, but the language is also pretty ridiculous (apart from the words that sound or are identical to English). The people are happy to speak to me in English everywhere I go so it is far from a necessity to learn it. Not that I wouldn't like to be able to speak the language. I could potentially get a job in genetic counseling if I spoke Dutch. It would also help me to feel like I fit in culturally. I'd also love to know what the sweet old women are saying to Jude when they stop us on the street.
Here are some things that I
can understand and say:
Hello- Hallo
Good morning/afternoon/evening- Goedemorgen/middag/avond
Have a nice day/evening/weekend- Fijn dag/avond/weekend
Thank you/Thanks- Dank je wel/Bedankt
Bye/See you later- Dag/Tot ziens
Anything with a G in it, watch out! You need to reach deep into your throat to produce the guttural noise present in many words! Jude himself has been walking around making the "g" sound and it is hilarious! Jude also has been saying something that sounds totally Dutch, but we can't quite make out. Our best guess is that he is saying "kom hier" (come here), which you also hear a lot around the playground!
To make matters worse, "v" is pronounced like "f." So Vondelpark, the big, main park of Amsterdam is "fondelpark." Say that one out loud. And "w" is pronounced like "v." So "have a nice weekend" is "fine veekend."
I must give Pete credit for he is really making an effort to learn the language. Post it notes are all over the wall in our living room where he's written down expressions he would like to learn. He has some coworkers who speak Dutch who he can chat with every day so I know that helps him. And even though Jude is not likely to go to Dutch school here, I imagine he is going to learn the language through osmosis at the playground.
One final thing that I find particularly amusing about the language- If you want to add emphasis to "yes" or "no" as in "yes, of course" or "no, of course not," you add "hoor" to the end. Pronounced whore. You hear it a lot! Nee hoor! Ja hoor! Amusing in a country where prostitution is legal!
Bedankt en Tot Ziens!