Thursday, August 13, 2015

A Guide to Picking up the Ladies. Courtesy of our Little Flirt.

What can I say, our baby's got game. At the tender age of 16 months, he has mastered the art of flirtation. While lunching in the Croatian town of Dobrinj, Jude really put on a show. 

Here are his tips for getting the ladies.

Step one. Best to begin by removing one's pants. The diaper look is a sexy look. 

Step two. Take on a group of boys much bigger and stronger than yourself to impress the ladies.

Step 3. Show off... 


And then play shy.

Step 4. Go after one of the girls to incite jealousy in the other. 
It worked!

Well done, you've got them hooked.

Now remember. Always keep your options open.

And final advice to future Jude: Make sure to have your mother around to give the final approval :)

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